sararye:

every 1st september we joke about getting ready for hogwarts to cover up the very real and very very deep scars of never getting our letters

(via nightvalecosima)

9pm: "I'm going to bed now."

10pm: "I'm going to bed now."

11pm: "I'm going to bed now."

12am: "I'm going to bed now."

1am: "I'm going to bed now."

2am: "I'm going to bed now."

3am: "FUCK."

4am: "FUCK."

5am: "OKAY."


“You are the only person that I would allow to be shrunken down to a microscopic size and swim inside me in a tiny submersible machine.”

“You are the only person that I would allow to be shrunken down to a microscopic size and swim inside me in a tiny submersible machine.”

(Source: miafarrows, via releasethedoves)

"I’m sorry that we live in a culture that commodifies sexuality of unwilling participants."
- Anne Hathaway. Amen. (via socialsurvival)
"Your horny tweets about the leaked nudes of an actress should eventually have to be read aloud as part of your wedding vows."
- Peter Schultz (via kohwala)